Late thread is late.This week’s episodes are “Where The Apple Lies” (Written by Dave Rapp) and “Top Bolt” (Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco), originally aired October 8th and 15th 2016.Find the stream here:https://mlprewatch.stream/Countdown here:https://when.mlprewatch.stream/As always post any fan video/emote suggestions ITT.
>>41035928The OP countdown is when the current eps start, show up an hour earlier if you want to see previous ones.
>>41035928Offboarders get kicked in the balls. LURK THE FUCK MOAR NEWFAG!!!Pre-stream starts in 3 hoursFrom that point approx. 2 hours of episodesThen around 2+ hours of old content from the original air date of the episodeThen around 2+ hours of new content from right nowThen brandon and EOJ Then stream overThen other streams start up, you can circlejerk your heart out there
>>41035694Vapor Trail is a cutie
>>41035993>"lurk moar ">spoonfeeds the other retard as if they were a googoogaga baby
>>41036025I don't mind offboarder newfags who are trying to learn. I only get mad when they brazenly DEMAND being spoonfed.
>Help! The green ape is hunting me! Hes going to toss a spear at me and cook me for lunch! Help somepony help! I’m too young to be put between two slices of bread and eaten!
>>41032933>Some ponies have developed a predator fetish after hearing rumors about Anon and his sexcapades.
>>41032933>actual horse behaviorAccurate.
>>41035712Pred/Prey fetishes need to be explored more on this fandom
>>41035775Newfagging pretty hard there. Tons of AiE is them getting turned on by his incisors during makeout sessions.
>>41032933Mmm horse meat.
MALKY ON THE FRONTPAGE
>>41036036Aight, Databyte.
>>41036010>>41036013heh
>>41036028Futa used to be allowed until someone from their discord riled up a mod who liked and defended barbietrannys.
>>41036037>Databyte will be used as a Strawman by pedos after the whole ordeal
>>41036010The faggot mods that banned her aren't even here anymoreJannies just do it for free to piss us off for freeIt's been more than 10 years,come on...
Sunny and her boyfriend
>>41029105>2) This is a crackshipTo be fair, there is a lot of fuel for this fire. TYT and MYM are full of little moments with them. >>41030165This is the superior ship because it looks like Sunny has mommy issues.
>>41035442>LooksJust look at Misty's makeover in chapter 5, Sunny keeps looking at Haven. She is desperate for her approval
>>41028607Zipp is gonna penetrate Sunny's womb so hard man.Her futa cock will destroy Sunny's vagina more then Trek have destroyed Twilight's Treehouse.All ponies will hear their loud screams in whole Maretime Bay.Smell of Sunny's vaginal discharge dripping from Zipp's mare cock and the sound of Zipp's testicles slapping Sunny's butt mmm...Man I want to see this so badly.
>>41030165This but unironically.
This is the general thread for the alternative fan sites of the My Little Pony fandom. Discussion, development suggestions, and criticisms are all welcome here.if no one else does it edition>Why alternate boorus?Recent changes to Derpibooru have made the site a less than ideal location for pony fan art. So, several new boorus have arisen to provide alternatives. Many of the altbooru owners post in thread and listen to questions and comments from anons. Note that this is NOT the Derpibooru drama general. Please keep posts about Derpibooru in the thread on mlpg.co.>Why alternate text sites?Pastebin.com has deleted, and continues to delete, greentexts on the site. FimFiction does not allow stories in the greentext format, so a new home is needed.Overview: altboorus.org>General purpose boorustwibooru.org by Twifag [!twifag.HOY] and Not Twifag/Floorb [!!H3PJaMJmY66]ponybooru.org by ZizzyDizzyMC [!DizzyMC4pc]ponerpics.org by Lotus [!!WYvH32WjaoR]Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41036017Wait wait wait, hold the fuck up. He allegedly got hacked and then most of the money disappeared? Yeah y'all got scammed lmao, PayPal would have reversed that within a week if it was actually unauthorized.
>>41036029>she should have altered her route back home every night, it's just basic irl safetyblue city cuck shit, we shouldnt be expecting crime to be the default just because crime is the first thing fucks like you want to do
>>41036039>then most of the money disappearedNope, the stuff carried on as normal. Only his personal funds suffered. Why are you so gullible?
>>41036051>Nope, the stuff carried on as normal. Only his personal funds suffered.According to his and only his account. The only guy to suddenly come out saying he got "hacked". He showed a receipt for how much he gave to the horse charity, but nobody knows how much he actually got in donations.>Why are you so gullible?Ask yourself that.
>>41036055>FUDBack to /qa/, nigger.
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035830I think we can go give the signal. There's nothing immediately dangerous in the tunnel and even if the gunfire attracts them, they have to cross the lake to get to us.Only problem is that crossroads, we can't have our ponies go the wrong way.Does Earth Sight reach that spot from below the waterfall? We could watch when someone is about to reach it and yell out to go right, hopefully they can hear us.
>>41035830We've been down here for 20 minutes and we're still alive. Follow Barrel's directions and fire off a round. Than hit out "right" in Morse code on the shield.
>>41035890>>41035894>Figuring that there’s no signs of immediate danger and that coming down here was better than remaining stuck up there you decide to give them the signal>Jumping into the rowboat you row to the rock wall nearest the waterfall and place your front hooves against it so that you can cast Earth Sight>Unfortunately even here below the waterfall isn’t close enough to see the split in the river>You push off from the wall and get as close to the waterfall as you can and prepare the rifle to fire>Right before you pull the trigger you stop and think about the split in the river>You would try to send a message in Morse code if Soul’s shield were still up, but it must have dropped at some point when you left its range>You wait a minute and consider other ways of warning the group[Input Needed]
>>41036014I wonder if we cast our flare spell as far as possible up where we came, would it be visible from the fork?
>>41036047>You consider using your flare spell>The unique physical properties of the spell would allow it to mostly ignore the water while also bouncing off the walls, not to mention that the river tunnels themselves are so dark that even if the flare only went a quarter of the way up its likely that you’d still be able to see the light in the near total darkness
>What is the 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup?The 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup will be the fiftieth official 4chan Cup tournament and the thirteenth iteration of the Spring Cup series. Teams that were relegated from the 2024 4chan Winter Cup, those which failed to advance from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and those which failed to qualify from the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, will compete at the event.>Who's playing today?/k/ - /bant/ 17:00UTC/jp/ - /x/ 17:40UTC/tv/ - /fa/ 18:20UTC/ck/ - /u/ 19:00UTC/vst/ - /cm/ 19:40UTC/y/ - /wg/ 20:20UTC/biz/ - /v/ 21:00UTC/mlp/ - /o/ 21:40UTC>When does /mlp/ play all of their group stage matches?Fri. Apr 26th, 21:40UTC /mlp/ vs /o/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If we don't win this year I will livestream my suicide by horse.
>>41035865Mr Hands style?
>>41035886>no lube>no warmup>final destination
From the hyp
>>41036007Look at that cheeky fucker with her trophies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ff_PCO23gPrevious: >>40968141
>>41035326>Name me one tyt episode where the focus is only Sunny and Izzy.tons of episodes like this.>Only them. Like how the hearts and hooves one is only Zipp and Izzy.i can't, but that's not what why i said you were lying. this is why >if you never saw the movie and you only saw tyt, you'd never think they were bffs.while they've never had a separate episode that's just them, their interactions are extremely soulful. i would argue better than mym. for god's sake, there is a scene where they are literally scissoring:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoVTND8lB8&list=PLfJpfTZK5SWBIRkP-IFAEgsAddhtoOp0z&index=173:17-3:26
>>41035406I gave you a simple criteria. You didn't furnish a proper result. There is no excuse whatsoever for Sunny to get solo episodes with Zipp, and for Izzy to get solo episodes with Zipp, but not for Sunny to get solo episodes with Izzy. In season 2 Sunny has spent more time talking to Misty, and Izzy has spent more time talking to Misty, than to each other. Again, there is no excuse for this. Someone at Hasbro refuses to give them time together, and you would have to be blind to not notice this.
Hi new friend!
>>41033069No, it is not allowed to hate Misty due to her being a POC
Every Pony is Pony of Colour. https://youtu.be/LdqQXqBxKx8
Wake honey new droner just dropped powered by a ponut shaped exhaust boasting its efficiency by 15% to 20% from a standard rocket https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/superfast-drone-fitted-with-new-rotating-detonation-rocket-engine-approaches-the-speed-of-soundI guess new plone thread?
>>41035053I want to hug Air Liner
>>41032541Same. Sometimes I think about how rare of a fetish it is. I mean first you have to be into ponies and then you have to also be into both hooves and plones. Realistically, how many people in the world does that apply to?
>>41035172Probably more then we’d guess combined and on magnitudes of difference. Lurkers are like the dark matter of the universe
>>41027104
Torrent EditionDiscuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War ThunderVidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.
>>41034082I don't want to cheat so I make every build by playing the game. It feels better for me that way.Also ability to shut down a whiner with video proof of me obtaining stuff legitimately in the twinking argument is great to have.
>>41034113>degradation of infrastructure>properly doneRoads degrade for three reasons: weathering (i.e. direct abrasion from dust storms or rain runoff with particulate, water eroding or dissolving the ground under the road, etc), thermal cycles, and weight cycle from driving on them.Roads in a desert (unless built like shit intentionally) will last for centuries. Roads in a swamp will vanish over few years.Roads in any place that doesn't have freezing winters will last a lot longer than roads in a place that does.I expect games to fail to model any of that, they already don't even try to model moisture and its effects.
canterlot castle updatewelcome back to me complaining to the void, in this episode, the one place on the server with chalk fucking sucks these rock layers are all over the place and a lot of it only has chalk 3-6 rocks deep if that before changing to another rock, this area I've been quarrying for chalk to make the castle out of has two distinct chalk layers making it even more confusing to find the thick parts of the chalk
>>41036030how much time do you guys spend on all of this?I've been contemplating making an open world pony game with complete freedom but it feels like it would not attract much attention since there is no end goalbut the concept of people developing their own economy and stuff is interesting
>>41036044>open world pony gameMain appeal of mares are mares. In a fandom with 99% male population. Males playing as mares makes most people uncomfortable.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Complete misunderstandings of ethical behavior!ITT: Group delusions, Losing your (You)s, Writing progress, Seeking good action fics, Sincerely fake samefagging, The optimal amount of flatulence in a story, Having readers that're smarter than you, Switching up the names of days, A vehicle for debauchery, Sex of the accidental variety, Magical lobotomies, Requiring cock, Preferences for porn, Ploankass, Prey and a Summary, The Archetypist experience, Equines and industrialization, Shitting out 1mil words in a timely fashion, The nature of AUs, Fics that made you like a character, Gettin' some feedback, Anon loathes what he's never had, Chapter editing taboos, Wasps fucking suck, Getting beaten to death via SoL, Preventing murder with genocide, We're all wasting our time, A club made in Cypress, Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat, and having opinions injected directly into your brain!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe sixty-fifth book is 'Moon and Stars':https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496343/If (You) want to participate, read up to (and also) chapter 6, 'The Planning Phase' by the 28th. On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035599Day Away, for a traged-ay.
Authors with the best prose in Fimfic?
>>41035990Me.
>>41036005>Discord gets topped by this mare every night
>>41036046Did you wake up today intent on being a nigger?
Witcher edition.Previous thread: >>40975752Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:https://ponepaste.org/1046Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.inRemember:not to save anything of value on Pastebinignore all attempts at early new threadsignore new threads by the cheerimac posterkeep your thick, colty mare (or mares) perpetually pregnant and give 'em the licc
>>41035244Nigger, you what?
>>41034509Shed get over it when you explain it'll be an apple drink for a wine glass instead of a mug. Cutting into new markets
>>41035581Mr Skeltal made good onesNervous Ponk https://ponepaste.org/1048 Nonfu https://ponepaste.org/1017
>>41035244A more serious take on this would probably be, "Not a single one of have enough control of your lust to cuddle your waifu in bed without turning it sexual every time, and it makes me fucking sick."
>>41036008Buddy, hate to break it to ya, but at the top of basically every one of my pastes is a credit to the original author who just didn't save their shit. Only one thing I have it original, and I am not the best at writing.
GIWTWM editionPrevious thread: >>40848665Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035770>ywn sit across from filly AJ as she practices just listening to her half baked lyrics and inexperienced chords
Morning bump.
>>41035907A is for Apple there for it is the best letter AND why its first
>>41035888She looks beautiful Anon. I really appreciate the kind gesture. I don’t know why it took me this long to start using my favorite pony for covers, but when I finish them I’ll send them this way.
>>41035822Me on the far right
Previous thread: >>41026390>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035991#prayforlilac
>>41035991Just imagine the actual human behind every pretty mare (sweaty, stinky fat neckbeard). That should level your intense feelings of jealousy or even deep concern sufficiently.
>>41036021Unfortunately at least 3 popens that play are pretty hot irl.
>>41036021hey now I'm only occasionally a bit stinky.
ambliz is 100% a free mason
Oh hey, two pretty NEET mares kissi- WAIT, THEY'RE DUDES? Edition.Previous: >>40775375>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!• Much, much more!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41033316Poor VelveteenI want to give her a hug, also anon good green, keep going pls
>>41033316>The room is quiet for a time, only her labored breathing cutting through the hum of the AC."Vee I... You know I can't answer that. All I knew going in is that your family is stupid rich... I didn't even know you... existed.">Her expression tells you she's trying desperately not to break down further. >You pull a hand from under her and bring it up to gently caress her tear stained cheek."For what it's worth, I... I don't think you deserve it. Any of it.">You avert your gaze."All that hurt and neglect and me just uprooting your life...">You let out a sigh."I don't think I'm cut out for crime... Foalnapping you was a stupid, desperate idea and it didn't sink in until it was too late.>A shaky hoof meets the hand you had up to her face.>Her breathing is slowing.>"I didn't have a life before. I... I gave up because I thought it would spite her somehow...""Dearest mother?">She nods a little.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41035341Fluffer Nutter.
>>41035891Does he work on a porn set fluffing stallions?
>>41036000I haven't a clue, he's not my OC, the other one is.
