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What exactly is confidence?I have no skills or abilities not even in autistic hobbies. I have no talent or gift at anything and never even bothered in life cause I knew I would suck.If you don't get 7/10s and 8/10s consistently, please refrain from giving stupid opinions.I don't even care about 9s and 10s because those are in a differebt mindset towards rich/famous guys and top 1% chads, but if you somehow pull those, please chime inContext before answering:I am 33 male been single for 6 years.While I've faced challenges, I'm actively working on bettering myself and my interactions with others.Most comments to me feel dismissive of my experiences and struggles, and I'd appreciate it if you could all refrain from making assumptions about me.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>First, create publically-funded brothels where anyone can have free sex as much as they want 24/7, satisfying every imaginable fetish>Second, ban all dating apps and all porn sites>Third, create new spaces for dating that are regulated in a way to ensure as many people as possible find fulfilling relationshipsNow, young men will be back to being liberal.
>>77292249Why is everyone here too retarded to read what I actually posted and understand it?
>>77292238Countries that have legal brothels (in some countries they're even government run) require the prostitutes who work in them to get regular STD screenings
>>77292238This is basically thailand and yea its pretty hard to combat stds
>>77292167>namefag>politics>something related to sexThe normalfag triumvirate
>>77292167escorts haven't done shit to my conservatism, dumb homo
Storytelling editionPrevious thread : >>77283168https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77283168/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>What is a book you were required to read for school that you enjoyed?>Do you enjoy fanfiction? Whats the most bizarre fanfic have you come across?>Do you enjoy reading recreationally? What was the last thing you read?>Do you like writing and storytelling? What about roleplaying? What do you write?>Describe a scene (or give a quote) from a book or story that you still think back on oftenFAQ:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>77292169i did, but just a little bit because there were so much moid rambling, i need a tl/dr pls>>77292150>pic relyou know how crazy i am? i could tell thats a roblox UGC (user generated content) accessory by just looking at it.https://www.rolimons.com/item/14032006771>even in private chats it's sooooo hard to keep them in character for more than 30 messages. it's pissing me off.this or not the version of them i have in my head. also opinions of the new c.ai ai voice messages update? i have a feeling its choppy/low quality as fuck
>>77292287Make a throne and get gifts.
>>77292335Pt. 1, I made an edit of what he described his GF looked like. I think I did pretty well.
>>77290892>How do I filter the Salute poster? I dont need any moid thinking he needs to look out for us.But he's a hero. Why do they always turn against the hero?
>>77292357Wouldn't surprise me if that was a false flag.
So, like, this is a letter threadYou write letters in it or whateverAnd somebody is telling me what to write here basically at gunpoint
This is proof I'm IN cuteball-Z :3
>>77292126Isn't it contradictory to claim to care while saying there's nothing between you? This sounds like a I'm doing good, so I'm gonna just say you're doing fine too.
>>77292301old had
>>77292126Nta but you sure don't sound like you care. Why did you leave that person?
>>77292342get mad :3
I didnt have anything to do so I made myself garlic naan bread. Turned out bretty gud but I reckon I could do it far better next time!!
>>77291691that looks vile. dont try to cook ever again.
>>77291691that looks tasty. Normally we buy garlic naans and make pizzas on it.I was able to reheat half a leftover burrito I made the other day. There should have been 4 more tortillas for me to make another one with, but they had dissapeared.
>>77291691gf of 7 years broke up with me 6 weeks ago, was feeling good last couple of days, but today is especially bad againi guess its because she doesnt usually post stories on insta, but she recently did a travel story. so i fell for the temptation and looked.
>>77291691Looks good anon, keep us updated on your progress. Since you shared your cooking, I'll share my proudest creation too - Bolognese ragu.
>>77291691horrible thanks for askingyour naans look decent how did you make them garlic? do you just use garlic butter?i ought to start making stuff like that but i'm avoiding grains because i had a yeast infection
Reject degeneracy now or else!
>>77291031white women everyone, aka the most coomer females on earth
>>77291057>makes trollface while grabbing horse cock
Honestly, I'd like to get even more depraved. See how far I can really go, you know?
>>77291083She's wife material. GOD I wish I could meet women like this.
>>77291327Please ask God for guidance, this kind of behaviour isn't sustainable in the long term, you'll succumb deep in sorrow that sin brings it.
4chan is dead.But for real this time.
>>77292354I can't believe moot would say that
>tfw no relationship where the girl decides that pegging should be our main form of sexThe world owes me a gf I can give my anal virginity to
>>77286304lmao the belly button being filled up is so funnyalso guy's cute wtf
>>77292203Thanks :3>>77292216No, boys are icky and ugly and don't have vaginas to passionately kiss.
>>77289187You just got raped by the internet into hating men and thinking men suck it's normal, won't go away though.
>>77292236trust me cocks are way better to kiss, just try faggotting atleast one time on grindr (just ignore the old men and pajeets and dont be weirded out by them)
>>77292299>trying to live vicariously through some random guy on a mongolian basketweaving forumwhy
I want to look like Chris Brat
>>77290306This is basically me. I started growing my hair out as soon as I noticed balding.
no reason to be white on 2024
>>77292290>on 2024pajeet learn english pls
>>77290306>Post people you would like to look like
>>77290306I'm a man by the way
>Be eating in same room as dad>Relatively neutral but not bad relationship>"Why do you go to the library so much?"To study for exams>"Do you go with anyone?"No I just study there dad>"Do you do anything involving other people?"Not really dad>"Any signs of a girlfriend?"No dad>Go to my room>Jerk off to bbc femdom hentai for the third time today, as dinner interrupted my fapHow did it get this fucking bad? Even going to the library sucks, hearing all the normie dialogue while my brains damaged beyond repair before I'm even 20 (I'm 18 biggest milestone was being able to post on 4chan without lying). Also I never believed it before, but the porn brain fog is so real once you get addicted, it's almost all I think about. I know this is a board of coomer degenerates, and honestly me spending my youth here probably made me one too, but please can someone teach me how to escape this HELL HOLE I'm in.
>>77291564>who raised you fucksticks to be this retarded?that's the thing, no one raised them, boomers are lazy subhuman shit that just let their kids be raised by the internet and indirectly ruined society
>>7729155318 O_O it just get worse, remember
>>77291581>>77291579I blame the genx millennial teachers who were so heckin' excited to become a teacher so they could push their own personal agenda of "muh traumatic experience as a heckin LGBBQT" on the kids, that they never even lived life to begin with so they really can't teach anything real anymore
>>77291337stop watching porn. If you must, watch some hot girls, not bbc femdom hentai
>>77291337Wait, what the problem? Don't let your dad make you feel bad for not being social. Keep focusing on your exams, with money you will not need to interact with people if you don't want to.
i used to have a robot bf who was an Aryan 5'6 man with a monster cock (maybe 7-7.5in) who had an insane foot fetish. he was kind of insane but honestly i miss how hard he'd get just kissing and rubbing my feet. I think robots and fembots have the hottest sex and I wish we could've just stayed together and then made content for the masses. he was a freak but I think I corrupted him by being a whore. if you're reading this, you are sorely missed and I hope that cock is getting the suckage out deserves.any robots wish they could worship stinky fembot feet?
>>77288940>Monster cock>7.5 inchesLMAO fuck the confidence boost here is really nice.
Feet don't do anything for me, but hairy things on women drive my crazy. Armpits, I sniff them if she's not showered a couple days. With pussy I can come from that without even having my penis touched if I'm down there long enough, though that's only happened twice. I'll even try licking the butthole sometimes.Tits are nice too. Dream is to suck on them so much she even starts to make milk. Apparently that's how wet nurses made milk with never being pregnant before.
>>77290140Girls here are such normies and dont like stuff like foot fetish.. OP sounds like my dreamgirl
>>77289060>never stinkyWhats the point then???
>>77289209Eh it's big but it's not massive
Is this true my anons
>>77288012i'm not seeing it, how is it ai?
>>77291942Not that anon, but on the first panel her hair disappears into the pillow. Bottom left the table cloth does random things on the left. Their knife/fork is a weird shape. Bottom right panel she has a thumb knife and he has a pointer finger fork.
If you marry a woman that isn't a virgin, the mother of your children has had another man's dick inside of her. Your children will be born from a vagina that another man fucked and coomed inside of. There's a high chance that the lips that you passionately kiss on your wedding day have been covered in another man's cum. There's a reasonable chance that another man's hairy balls have been in your wife's mouth. There's a nonzero chance that her cute little tongue has been inside another man's asshole. The cheeks that you lovingly kiss in the morning before you go to work have more likely than not been smothered by another man's shaft. Every time you make love, there will a comparison to one lover or another, whether consciously or otherwise. Every time you hold her tenderly in your arms and feel her soft skin against yours, and she tells you how much she loves you, you'll remember that you aren't the first man she's experienced this sensation with or said such intimate words to. The men who experienced her before you probably jack off to the memories of how they fucked your wife every now and then. They may even be invited to your wedding and smile smugly from their seat as they watch you swear eternal loyalty and love to used goods they got for free and in better condition. From time to time, you may find yourself ruminating about her past, plagued by anxiety and lacking peace of mind. My brothers, I would hope to save you from such humiliation and suffering. Don't do this to yourselves, suffer not a whore and reject the roasties.
>>77288044>Stops at 1980So are you just going to ignore the period between 1980 to 2010 where the trend inverts and the average women has a 30+ body count?Also considering homosexual men tend to have body counts ranging from 30 on the low end to over 100. I imagine that the rates sex partners in men are skewed by gay men.
>>77292180Based gamer. GAMERS RISE UP.
is there something about autism -directly- in itself that causes the brain to develop abhorrent sexual associations/imprints on specific things or abstractions?or is this more of a case of spergs/autists being naive & or bad at reading the signs/social cues of a predator - and subsequently being coaxed/tricked/groomed into shit like online ABDL yiff sex cults (that are superficially/aesthetically drenched in whatever cartoons/media the unassuming spergs enjoy, basically kind of a lure/lovebomb tossed by said predators who are "mirroring" said interests of that specific obscure 90's Japanese kids show import or whatever) - while initially taking the statements that "it totally isn't sexual" at absolute face value?
>>77292302>90's Japanese kids show import or whateverthis is my fetish
>>77292302>is there [a correlation between autism and weird fetishes?]Yes, congratulations, you figured it out
